you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Do plants get herpes?
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