why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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