Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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