please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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