Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I enjoy the company of your penis
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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