I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you had me at cake vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize