Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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