dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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