check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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