I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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