so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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