butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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