It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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