i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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