And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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