Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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