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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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