I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Someone signed my nipple.
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