Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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