Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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