Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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