It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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