Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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