So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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