they need to just BURY HIM!
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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