It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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