Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
People in love make me want to vomit
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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