What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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