found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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