I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
