i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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