i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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