Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So much rum. So many feels.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
