This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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