But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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