And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I have fence marks all over my body
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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