What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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