reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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