Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I've blown a few things in my day
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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