he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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