how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
