Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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