the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
home. puking in laundry basket.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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