We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I smell like Dick and happiness
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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