the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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