I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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