There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
COCAINE IS GR8
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