Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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