For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
