I looked at my own cervix.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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