guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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