ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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