All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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