yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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