But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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