im having a threesome with these popsicles
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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