but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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